About Our UK Operations

After successfully operating on American highways, we expanded to British motorways, roundabouts, and the wrong side of everything.

Our UK expansion began when American drivers kept asking why their GPS had British voices. Rather than explain technology, we opened a British division.

Our UK operation is run by someone who insisted tea breaks are mandatory every two hours. We agreed because our drivers were stopping every two hours anyway.

UK Services

• England: London to Liverpool, Brighton to Birmingham – we know where the roundabouts are (mostly)
• Scotland: Edinburgh to the Highlands – our drivers have learned to appreciate single-track roads
• Wales: Cardiff to Caernarfon – we’re getting better at pronouncing the place names
• Ireland: Dublin to Belfast and everywhere between – both sides of the border, minimal confusion

Continental European Operations

• Western Europe: France, Germany, Netherlands, Belgium, Luxembourg – standard routes our drivers can navigate without getting lost more than twice
• Scandinavia: Denmark, Sweden, Norway – long summer days mean our drivers stay awake longer
• Alpine Routes: Switzerland, Austria – our trucks handle mountain passes better than our drivers handle altitude
• Mediterranean: Italy, Spain, Portugal – someone has to deliver all those car parts to sunny places
• Eastern Europe: Poland, Czech Republic, Slovakia, Hungary – we’ve learned that “left at the cathedral” is universal
• Balkans: Romania, Bulgaria, and various small countries our dispatchers still can’t spell correctly
• Baltic States: Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania – surprisingly good roads, surprisingly confusing languages
• Turkey: European portions – our drivers are still figuring out which side of the Bosphorus they’re supposed to be on

Specialty European Services

• Cross-Border Paperwork: We handle customs forms so badly that officials just wave us through out of pity
• Multi-Country Deliveries: One truck, twelve countries, infinite possibilities for getting lost
• Festival Cargo: We’ve delivered stages to music festivals from Glastonbury to Germany – usually on time
• Seasonal Routes: Christmas markets, summer festivals, ski equipment – we follow the tourist routes

UK Fleet

Same brilliant blue trucks, different license plates, same confused but determined drivers.

UK Careers

Drivers Wanted

• Valid LGV license required
• Experience with roundabouts preferred (willingness to learn acceptable)
• Ability to understand GPS and local accents
• Tea appreciation mandatory

Contact UK Operations

Email: [email protected]

Phone: 01234-567890