We’re Looking for More Stupid People.

Ever wanted a job where admitting you don’t know everything is considered an asset? You might fit with Stupid Trucking.

We hire drivers, dispatchers, and support staff who embrace our approach: do good work, don’t pretend to be perfect, help your teammates when they’re confused.

Current Openings

Truck Drivers (Always Hiring)

• Valid CDL required (current preferred, expired not helpful)
• Comfortable with GPS that talks back
• Ability to read maps optional but appreciated
• Experience getting temporarily lost: helpful but not required

Dispatch

• Communicate clearly with drivers who communicate unclearly
• Strong problem-solving skills (problems will be stupid, solutions should be less so)
• Fluent in “I have no idea where I am” translation

Maintenance

• Fix things broken in ways we didn’t know were possible
• Creative problem-solving essential
• Realistic expectations about what you’re working with

Benefits

• Competitive pay and benefits (we’re not actually stupid about taking care of people)
• Casual dress code (safety vest and good attitude required)
• Modern trucks with comfortable seats and working GPS
• Unlimited coffee and truck stop stories at driver meetings
• Work environment where dad jokes are part of daily business

Requirements

Valid license for your position, decent driving record, and complete sense of humor. Experience helps, but good attitude matters more. If you can handle equipment and handle a punchline, you’ll fit.

Apply: Call 555-8346792 or email [email protected]. Whether you’re experienced or new to trucking, if you’re ready for stupid work with stupid people, we want to hear from you.