Finally, A Trucking Company That’s Honest About Its Hiring Standards

Welcome

You’re probably wondering who names their company “Stupid Trucking.” The answer is: someone who realized that pretending your drivers are geniuses doesn’t make them better at backing into loading docks.

We’ve been moving freight since the 1980s using a simple philosophy: get the job done, don’t pretend you’re smarter than you are, and always know where the nearest truck stop is. That gopher mascot on our trailers? His name is Gary, and he’s overqualified for most positions here.

Consider this your welcome to a trucking company that’s dead set on delivering your goods without delivering a sales pitch about “logistical synergy.”


Our deep blue trucks display our core company value right on the side: “Our Most Stupid Resource Sits in the Cabin”.
It’s not false advertising.

Stupid Fast

stupid Reliable

Stupid Cheap

Stupid Trucking got our Rocket-powered rollerskates to our customer in Arizona in record time.

Next time we need to get a prototype item to a customer in a hurry, I’m With Stupid.

★★★★★

William Dawson

ACME Company